Need a laugh?

Kids say the funniest things! My boys have been saying something lately and I don't know where they got it from. Now I know some of you are going to think they got it from me, the Texan, but I don't say it that way! I listened to them for a while to making sure I was hearing them right when they said, "mom, what's that fer?"
Seth came up with his own phrase this morning. Something didn't go his way so he said, "stinkin cotton ball!".
Something else that Jesse has been saying lately is "I've got air in my bum". That one always makes me laugh!
My kids are always doing something to crack me up, and I always say, "I should write that down". Well, now I am! So ya'll can enjoy the laughs with me. :)